Chicken, #11

Honestly, why is everyone in Chicken's business? Why don't we wonder why the cat, dog, or human crossed the road? What's so different about the chicken crossing the road. Maybe he needed to take care of business? Maybe he was meeting with some friends? Maybe he went to take care of some business and wanted a little PRIVACY!!!  Who cares...why is Chicken so important? Why aren't people wondering " Why did the honey badger cross the road?" Is the honey badger not as valued as the chicken? Cause I'm pretty sure I would be more interested if there was a honey badger.

Week 13- Turkey

I am a Turkey. With a turkey family. A turkey husband. Turkey children. Turkey mom, turkey dad. Turkey aunts, uncles, cousins, brothers. Turkey sisters. Anddddddd, we're all gonna get eaten today. I've already accepted the fact that it is going to happen, because we, as turkey's know our fate from the beginning. The hard thing is explaining to my children that today is the day that they will get their baby heads chopped off and consumed by the same people that have been feeding them their whole lives. Quite sad if you ask me, but hey what can you do? It's the circle of life. And dang, do I taste good.

Week #12 Giving Game

If I could make up a sport it would be called "Giving". In this sport ten people compete to find individuals who "give" and video tape them doing good. Whichever contestant comes back with the greatest story, on film, wins the round. Each individual that the contestants find then secretly compete against each other in four "tests" they are all put into a room together, not knowing what they are there for. They are videotaped in the room, whichever individual portrays the best personality wins the round...they compete in three other tests to find out who is most giving. It's a working progress (: