Saturday, December 12, 2015

Week 15- Snow

Well it's cold. Let's be honest. It's not even fun to play in if you are not properly equip. You need gloves!! NEED THEM. And if you think you'll have fun in non water proof boots you are so wrong. Snow pants are a must. And make sure you have on a really warm hat. You're gonna want at least three pairs of socks on. And five jackets. More than likely you're gonna want a scarf or seven. On second thought, I think you better just stick to looking at pictures of snow. It's a lot less work. And it's warmer.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Week 10-Villans

Jesse Lee Swanson vs. Methan Mulz
The ultimate villain showdown. Previously Jesse managed to take out his arch nemesis Jeremy in a battle of strength. Honestly we were all a little surprised Jesse came out on top considering Jeremy is obviously way bigger than Jesse.
The final round is a huge Knocker Ball maze. Filled with snakes, fire, vicious dogs, whales, and Stone Darrow. So ultimately there is no winning. They will both most likely be killed off by something. There are no rules. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
Right off the bat Methan pulls a rather risk move and lets Jesse take the lead, only to chase after him and knock him down.
Stay tuned for the ending results..

Week 14- Manila Envelope

It's almost December 8th, which is Miranda's 18th Birthday. I need to give her an important message! I need to tell her not to get in her car at 1:33 PM when she gets out of school. I have received news that someone is targeting her for she is the key to the worlds success.
Soooo, I have five minutes left of this class. I can not wait to go home and take a nap! I'm running straight to my vehicle after this and booking it home. 3-2-1. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing. Finally 34-17-24. Okay, my locker won't open! Let me try again. 34-17-24. Seems like something is jammed in my locker. Looks like one of those ugly manila envelopes. Ewe. Whatever, It's nap time!

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Week 16- Seasons of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE


On a positive note I am still friends with everyone I came into the year 2015 with. On the other side, it's probably been one of the hardest years of my life. As the year comes to an end I'm faced with the most difficult decision I've ever had. But with that I will be stronger than ever. There's been lots of happiness and joy though. I started my Senior Year. With the best class I could ask for. Our volleyball team took FIRST PLACE in a tournament, one of my best friends got her own house, two of my other friends found relationships. My cousin had a baby! So much good happened in probably the most stressful year of my life so far.  
2016 better be prepared though, I'm soooooooooo ready!! 

Friday, November 20, 2015

Chicken, #11

Honestly, why is everyone in Chicken's business? Why don't we wonder why the cat, dog, or human crossed the road? What's so different about the chicken crossing the road. Maybe he needed to take care of business? Maybe he was meeting with some friends? Maybe he went to take care of some business and wanted a little PRIVACY!!!  Who cares...why is Chicken so important? Why aren't people wondering " Why did the honey badger cross the road?" Is the honey badger not as valued as the chicken? Cause I'm pretty sure I would be more interested if there was a honey badger.

Week 13- Turkey

I am a Turkey. With a turkey family. A turkey husband. Turkey children. Turkey mom, turkey dad. Turkey aunts, uncles, cousins, brothers. Turkey sisters. Anddddddd, we're all gonna get eaten today. I've already accepted the fact that it is going to happen, because we, as turkey's know our fate from the beginning. The hard thing is explaining to my children that today is the day that they will get their baby heads chopped off and consumed by the same people that have been feeding them their whole lives. Quite sad if you ask me, but hey what can you do? It's the circle of life. And dang, do I taste good.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Week #12 Giving Game

If I could make up a sport it would be called "Giving". In this sport ten people compete to find individuals who "give" and video tape them doing good. Whichever contestant comes back with the greatest story, on film, wins the round. Each individual that the contestants find then secretly compete against each other in four "tests" they are all put into a room together, not knowing what they are there for. They are videotaped in the room, whichever individual portrays the best personality wins the round...they compete in three other tests to find out who is most giving. It's a working progress (:

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Top 10 Favorite Memories #9

Some Favorite Memories. ( Not in Order)
#10. Jessica & I had been Hashtagging all day. #ChilliLunch #VolleyballGameTonight #She'sUgly
You know, the typical teenage girl things. As we are sitting on the JV bench that night at a game, we are talking it up. Hashtagging the wholke game #NiceHit #WhatWasThat? She looks at me and says "I haven't said anything in a while!" And yells....extremely loud HASHTAG!!!! Obviously she meant to say something along the lines of "Let's go cats" or "Keep it up girls"
#9. In the 6th grade we took a trip to Mathissen State Park, where one of my closest friends, Stone, fell in the water. Right before our lunch break...since the pavement was clearly warmer than anything else, he lays down in the middle of the parking lot. When he gets up he says quiet loudly " Mom, my water broke!"
#8. Jesse burnt four pizza's at my house.
#9. Amber Petr fell down a huge waterfall at Mathissen
#8. Ethan throwing Nick Egner to the ground and saying " DONT MESS WITH ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY!"
Okay, not quiet 10, but that's a lot of words.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Week #6 Team Will Turner

Will Turner is so much hotter than Jack Sparrow and I bet in the movie Pirates of the Carribean he was pretty livid that Elizabeth Swan even thought to hook up with him. The whole movie is based on Jack Sparrow and his idiotic ways. I'd be pretty fed up with it if I was in that situation. He literally gives his own heart up at the end of the movie and has to spend his life at sea yet Jack Sparrow is the main cause of the events. And STILL Jack Sparrow is the main focus. Having to fix all of his mess ups is what Will has to do the whole movie. So hats off to him!

Friday, October 16, 2015

Week 8- Baby shoes

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
On October 17th 2000, Amy and Hayden  got news they never thought they would get. They had been trying for three years to have a baby. After multiple doctors appointments they had accepted the fact that Amy was unable to conceive. Something must have changed, because Amy was crying as she showed her husband the positive pregnancy test. Love and support flowed throughout the neighborhood. Flowers, food, money, clothes came pouring in. Months went by and Amy's belly grew bigger. On June 5th, things started feeling different. Baby Kaden didn't seem to kick as much, didn't seem to move much at all. June 9th was the first day of horror. After a doctors appointment the once so happy couple was on their knees crying with the knowledge of the miscarriage. Months go by as the baby clothes, shoes, and items sit locked up in a room. Until one day they decide the don't want it there anymore as a constant reminder of the nightmare. 
With a shaky hand Hayden picks up a Sharpie and writes one sentence that was going to let them start over again. "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Who is Bob Saget? Week 5

On the reals, I didn't even know who Bob Saget was before this year. So this little adventure of ours is quiet awkward. You see it all started out one day at school. Our small town of Washburn would have never expected a "superstar" to surprisingly visit. Mr. Saget thought it would be good on the public eye to bring a little joy to a small town. While visiting though, there was a shooting. And what do you know. Everyone panics and runs. Except for Bob and I cause it would only be logical to stay in the room we are in knowing that the shooter isn't in that room. He asks me if I want an autograph which I reply "no" to. Because NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 2, 2015

Sister? #7



     I was born on October 9th 1997, I am 10 years old and I have a best friend. She's not like everyone else's best friend though. Normal people can't see her. Mommy cries when I talk about her because she doesn't understand how my little sister is my best friend. “My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don’t have a sister.” Sometimes late at night I hear mommy screaming I rush to her room only to find my sister trying to play with her, I don't know why mommy is so mean to Sarah. Sister says it's time to show mommy she's real. 

Friday, September 11, 2015

THE WALKING DEAD #4

SO, I started The Walking Dead series a couple months ago. AND I JUST FINISHED ALL OF THE ONES ON NETFLIX! AND IT LEFT ME ON A HORRIBLE CLIFF HANGER! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER 27TH! I can't even tell you guys what an insane cliff hanger it left me on because Stone is slacking and isn't on the last episode of Netflix yet. I started the series Lost the other day..and it kinda creeps me out. But there was a polar bear on an island, and that's kinda impossible. Soooo I am not sure how that happened.

Friday, September 4, 2015

#3- Expert on..

I know a lot about responsibilities. I have been the oldest in my house for some time now & believe me it's not as easy as some think it is to take care of four younger siblings. Having to make dinner, do the dishes, take them places, make sure they do their homework. Sometimes it would feel like I was a mom at age 16-17. My mom does not get off work until late and my step dad gets home around 8 as well. I have had a job on and off for as long as I have been able to. I have my own vehicle, which of course requires gas...I guess what I am trying to get across is that growing up requires responsibilities. And in order to be responsible you've got to grow up.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Argue With Myself. #2

So the biggest pet peeve I have of myself is the fact that I let my emotions get the best of me. But I mean, I'm just an emotional person. I get upset easy, overly happy, forgive too easily, and cry too often. But I am a teenage girl! I don't understand why people have to be mean, and that just really gets me going. And I don't understand why people have to be hateful, so I am pretty emotional when it comes to stuff like that! In volleyball I kind of shut down after a few mistakes because I get angry at myself. I don't know why I do that, and I shouldn't considering I'm one of the three team captains..but yeah. Thinking about my flaws even gets me kinda riled up.

Friday, August 21, 2015

#1- School

Things are going decent, you could say. I have a busy schedule so that is good & bad at the same time. I'm not glad to be back, school stresses me out. My favorite class right now would have to be Psychology because I am really interested in it. I think Human Development will be interesting because we get to have kindergarten buddies! & we get to study them. So, I am looking forward to that. My easiest class (so far) would have to be Psychology, mainly because we haven't done much yet. This year I have a goal to control my emotions, get all A's, be a leader, and figure out what I want to do after High School.